The Morning After
I slept horribly Friday night and when Aaron brought breakfast on Saturday I barely remember eating it. Vick's in my nose, Tylenol Allergy & Sinus and Echinacea in my system and I was totally in a fog. Fan-freakin-tastic. This is going to be a great bachelorette party!!! Aaron heads off to paintball with the guys and I'm still in bed at 3pm. Not sleeping mind you, just trying to keep the walls from spinning.
6 o'clock rolls around, my maid of honor shows up at the house and we're gettin ready to go.....I can't believe I'm actually going to attempt this night.
This is how it progressed for us.....(just picture everything as a dream because that's what it felt like with my "medicine head.")
- First thing I have to do is wear the "Bride to be" veil. I look so purty....then comes the lei....with rubbers on it, a big pin stating "I'm the Bride", and a pacifier shaped as a guys 'thingy'. Oh joy. I'm looking bootylicious by now. I looked drunk even before I began drinking.
-Aaaannnnddd of course, there's the gifts, candy b00bies to pass out to the gentlemen, photo album to capture the nights pictures, drinking straws shaped as a guy's you-know-what, a ballon shaped the same way as well, and the dice and spinner. Oh my word, the Dice.and.spinner.
-These were "tools" and I may or may not have had to perform every task that I rolled or spinned.....
1. Kiss a bald man (on the check of course)
2. Hug a hottie (who comes up with this stuff?)
3. Get a buck from a guy....I got two. :)
4. Pinch a guys buns. The guy told me I could do "better" than that, I politely declined...
5. Do a shot with a bald guy...(the bald guy thing kept coming up)
6. After these tasks I just plain don't remember.....
The guys showed up to the bar around 1:30 and we closed the bar down and went to breakfast. At three in the morning. I forgot there even was a three in the morning. Can we say 22 years "OLD"?
To top it off, I had to get up at 9:30 to drive 1.5 hours to a baby shower....
where the weekend went, I simply don't remember.
Yes, I used a lot of " ", throughout this post, because that's obviously how I spent my weekend. "In quote marks just like this"
Happy Monday, 12 days until the wedding, Happy 8th birthday little sister.
Whew, I hope I covered everything...
6 o'clock rolls around, my maid of honor shows up at the house and we're gettin ready to go.....I can't believe I'm actually going to attempt this night.
This is how it progressed for us.....(just picture everything as a dream because that's what it felt like with my "medicine head.")
- First thing I have to do is wear the "Bride to be" veil. I look so purty....then comes the lei....with rubbers on it, a big pin stating "I'm the Bride", and a pacifier shaped as a guys 'thingy'. Oh joy. I'm looking bootylicious by now. I looked drunk even before I began drinking.
-Aaaannnnddd of course, there's the gifts, candy b00bies to pass out to the gentlemen, photo album to capture the nights pictures, drinking straws shaped as a guy's you-know-what, a ballon shaped the same way as well, and the dice and spinner. Oh my word, the Dice.and.spinner.
-These were "tools" and I may or may not have had to perform every task that I rolled or spinned.....
1. Kiss a bald man (on the check of course)
2. Hug a hottie (who comes up with this stuff?)
3. Get a buck from a guy....I got two. :)
4. Pinch a guys buns. The guy told me I could do "better" than that, I politely declined...
5. Do a shot with a bald guy...(the bald guy thing kept coming up)
6. After these tasks I just plain don't remember.....
The guys showed up to the bar around 1:30 and we closed the bar down and went to breakfast. At three in the morning. I forgot there even was a three in the morning. Can we say 22 years "OLD"?
To top it off, I had to get up at 9:30 to drive 1.5 hours to a baby shower....
where the weekend went, I simply don't remember.
Yes, I used a lot of " ", throughout this post, because that's obviously how I spent my weekend. "In quote marks just like this"
Happy Monday, 12 days until the wedding, Happy 8th birthday little sister.
Whew, I hope I covered everything...
posted by Rebecca @ 1:12 PM
3 Comments:
At 5:13 PM,
Shannin said…
What a weekend! Sounds like fun, though. I know what you mean about a 3:00 AM! I couldn't tell you the last time I stayed up that late....
At 5:21 PM,
Jenn said…
Sounds like fun, but I wish you had been feeling better! Hope things have improved today :)
At 8:33 AM,
betsy said…
Oooooooooh, thanks for the "tips" on what we can torture the bride this weekend with for the bach. party we're throwing!!! =)
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