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Thursday, May 27, 2004

Just Checking

When you ask your fiance to put two boxes of noodles in the boiling water and ask him to check that they're both spaghetti noodles, he won't. He will put a box of spaghetti noodles in and a box of linguine in because the boxes looked the same.

When you vacuum the house and pray it stays that way until the in-laws and grandparents come see the house for the first time, the dog will dig in the backyard so when you let her in, she will run through the house with muddy paws and show you what she was doing for the 2 minutes you were not watching her.

When choosing a meal to serve, choose one that doesn't leave that orange color stain in your goatee for half of the night. And you so proudly give a tour of the garage and the backyard this way not knowing it is there. You are so cute honey.


Ahhh, good times, good times....

2 Comments:

  • At 6:24 PM, Blogger Shannin said…

    I had a similiar issue with my husband and a baked potato. What I said was, "Please put the potatoes in at 6:00 PM for 60 minutes at 425 degrees." What he heard was, "Put them in at 4:00 PM for 45 minutes at 325 degrees." Aaaahhhhh.....

     
  • At 10:21 AM, Blogger Rebecca said…

    Hehe, sounds like my husband!

     

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